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Entries mentioning my mother Mamårp

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

The Englebee Troobles live!

Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006