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Entries mentioning lemons

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999