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Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Lived his entire life on the head of a pin.

Entries mentioning Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010