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Entries mentioning wolves

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999