Entries mentioning insects | |
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By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
I really should have that broken…Tinned on September 8, 2024 | |
How does blue cheese go bad?Reposed on September 1, 2024 | |
A nipple that could nibbleNuzzled on August 25, 2024 | |
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bitesMurderized on August 4, 2024 | |
Too many answersDeclared on July 14, 2024 | |
Too many questionsQuestioned on July 7, 2024 | |
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooingMilked on June 2, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
Never put a fish in your carWrapped on May 12, 2024 | |
A masterful mañana-manCunctated on May 5, 2024 | |
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupesHight on April 7, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
A vernally hibernal good timeDrove on March 24, 2024 | |
There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
Morning again?Mourned on February 11, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
My life as a computerComputed on January 14, 2024 | |
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousnessCobbled together on December 31, 2023 | |
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!Conjoined on December 17, 2023 | |
Snow crabs and snow leopardsPiled up upon December 3, 2023 | |
Do betterRetracted on November 26, 2023 | |
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliariesTrussed up on October 29, 2023 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
For want of a letterboxShackled on October 1, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Playing a katydid like a fiddleDiddled on August 6, 2023 | |
Rejecting both Church Latin and the CiceronianConjugated on July 30, 2023 | |
A fresh set of gnome latrinesSpun on July 23, 2023 | |
Dogs that ate backwardsReversed on June 25, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
A turtle extended its neck and quackedResisted on April 23, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian ShieldDismantled on March 26, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
Change you can be leaf inBogged down on November 13, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcyForstraught on October 30, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squeeCocked up on July 24, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
Fleas, flies, and friars!Peddled on June 12, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?Hammered on February 6, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks warEmbattled on November 21, 2021 | |
An out-of-place trashcanRecycled on November 14, 2021 | |
To muffle up a gooſeMuffled up on October 31, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
And I still couldn’t find my combNosedove before August 22, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
José Vargas de las Joyas MatemáticasDivided by zero on June 13, 2021 | |
An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
Too many SundaysQuintupled on May 30, 2021 | |
Great Dane or greatest Dane?Deigned on May 23, 2021 | |
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacriticsIred on May 16, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
Keeping those goats down in the holeBored on April 18, 2021 | |
From Commodus to Vespasian—Detruded on April 11, 2021 | |
An arpeggio for SnarpegonSpatchcocked on March 28, 2021 | |
Toiling away smoilishlyToiled away on March 14, 2021 | |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliffGoat got on December 30, 2012 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
A paean to funnelsFunneled on November 25, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
Ungabungabugandabunga!Land-locked on November 11, 2012 | |
The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 | |
In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
A sojourn through the jejunumCatabolized on September 9, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
A hortensical SeferndayHortensed on July 1, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
I am the humperdumperdink!Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012 | |
My neighbor—he’s on fireDetonated on May 27, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Hoarsely the Pnårp sangHorsed around on May 13, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
I was deadExpired around February 26, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
This entry is missing!Misplaced before January 8, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
A trip to southern MoraviaPlunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 | |
Goatburping and speechifyingBlustered about before November 20, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
A snootful of donutsImbibed before October 2, 2011 | |
A paean to panicGlibbered about on September 25, 2011 | |
Gnomes? In my photocopier?Litigated before September 18, 2011 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
What the heck… is bothering me?Chanted on June 12, 2011 | |
Potted meatUnpotted on June 5, 2011 | |
Incipits being rather popishLubricated on May 22, 2011 | |
Today being Mamårp’s daySmothered on May 8, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
Cool beansBeaned on March 27, 2011 | |
Rotating in placeCaligulated on March 20, 2011 | |
A dark and spammy nightLARTed on February 20, 2011 | |
In feckless search of a new bodyTransplanted before January 23, 2011 | |
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardTransubstantiated before January 16, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
A crater full of VolvosHidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010 | |
Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
An offer he couldn’t refuseUnmitigated on September 26, 2010 | |
Parndiddle McForsterbasterPinned up on September 5, 2010 | |
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert ÅrpStumbled around on August 8, 2010 | |
Poesies and toesies indeed!Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010 | |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneysUrinated on on July 18, 2010 | |
Boom! Boom, boom, boom!Orbited on July 11, 2010 | |
Noshing on my favorite keyboardFluttered on July 4, 2010 | |
Joyful Sefernday, everyone!Envisaged on June 6, 2010 | |
The BrundlesphereEntangled on July 20, 2008 | |
Crossing the hatchesPasteurized for June 22, 2008 | |
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of HitlerSnickerdickered on March 30, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Gnomes? In my kettles?Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 | |
Aaaahhhh!!Whiffled on November 25, 2007 | |
The one true goddess!Duffeled on November 18, 2007 | |
Snuffle off to BuffaloSniffled at on November 4, 2007 | |
Strahazazhia smiles upon meGone wrong on October 28, 2007 | |
The deep blue face of failureDone wrong on October 21, 2007 | |
Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
Under Pam & Meg’sDelved under on September 9, 2007 | |
Press any keyPressed on June 24, 2007 | |
Toe-visages on the SeferndaySplayed on April 29, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip IPromulgated on March 25, 2007 | |
The restive provinces conqueredExcoriated before March 18, 2007 | |
131,072 Schmongeloid conscriptsDecimated on March 4, 2007 | |
Shekels at the cat-canning plantDevoted on February 11, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano lives!Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert ÅrpEntrenched under January 28, 2007 | |
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006 | |
Bloviating and brachiatingWrenched away from me on December 3, 2006 | |
Loquisha, you hornswoggler!Added to taste on October 29, 2006 | |
Gnomelandia DayFilleted on October 15, 2006 | |
As kudzu crept up her anklesEncircled on August 13, 2006 | |
New GardegnomiaNavigated to on July 30, 2006 | |
I thought this was better!?Harvested before May 28, 2006 | |
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shopTarpapered over on January 1, 2006 | |
Stewing in my own juicesBrewed on November 13, 2005 | |
I shall visit EigentoriaBandied about on October 30, 2005 | |
Umph… plurgh… splat!Beautified on July 17, 2005 | |
My dear brother Grårp!Crucified for March 13, 2005 | |
100% guaranteedBamboozled on February 6, 2005 | |
A brass knob had fallen on my headBelched out on September 26, 1999 | |
The flying pi returnedComplicated because of July 4, 1999 |