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An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
My life as a computer Computed on January 14, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
Do better Retracted on November 26, 2023
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries Trussed up on October 29, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
A fresh set of gnome latrines Spun on July 23, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
A turtle extended its neck and quacked Resisted on April 23, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
An out-of-place trashcan Recycled on November 14, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
Ungabungabugandabunga! Land-locked on November 11, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
A sojourn through the jejunum Catabolized on September 9, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
A crater full of Volvos Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
An offer he couldn’t refuse Unmitigated on September 26, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp Stumbled around on August 8, 2010
Poesies and toesies indeed! Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Boom! Boom, boom, boom! Orbited on July 11, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
The Brundlesphere Entangled on July 20, 2008
Crossing the hatches Pasteurized for June 22, 2008
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Aaaahhhh!! Whiffled on November 25, 2007
The one true goddess! Duffeled on November 18, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
The deep blue face of failure Done wrong on October 21, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Press any key Pressed on June 24, 2007
Toe-visages on the Sefernday Splayed on April 29, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
The restive provinces conquered Excoriated before March 18, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
Shekels at the cat-canning plant Devoted on February 11, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
As kudzu crept up her ankles Encircled on August 13, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
I thought this was better!? Harvested before May 28, 2006
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006
Stewing in my own juices Brewed on November 13, 2005
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005
Umph… plurgh… splat! Beautified on July 17, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
100% guaranteed Bamboozled on February 6, 2005
A brass knob had fallen on my head Belched out on September 26, 1999
The flying pi returned Complicated because of July 4, 1999

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