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Entries mentioning Stephen King

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010