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Entries mentioning Mexico

An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes

Hight on April 7, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries

Trussed up on October 29, 2023

The Aroostook Roo Store

Rued the day of September 17, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again

Wined & dined on August 6, 2006

A gaggle of garden gnomes

Engulfed on June 26, 2005