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Entries mentioning garbage

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999