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Entries mentioning galumphing

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Glick Glick van der Glick again!

Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008