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Entries mentioning salt

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Dogging the Balphonse

Hemidemisemiquavered on May 29, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005

The Troobles exist…

Inoculated on January 30, 2005