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Entries mentioning breasts

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

A byte nybbled a word, and then…

Nibbled on December 10, 2023

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!

Sworn on May 21, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

Ungabungabugandabunga!

Land-locked on November 11, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

A cock-up, to be sure

Erected on June 4, 2006