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Entries mentioning football bats

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010