Entries mentioning the Sun | |
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The pink, sticky day ended | Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 |
And I still couldn’t find my comb | Nosedove before August 22, 2021 |
Fish upon the land | Phished on July 18, 2021 |
My arm just follows them | Detached on July 11, 2021 |
An Independence Day to remember | In the pants on July 4, 2021 |
Another day, another pig war | Splined on June 20, 2021 |
From Commodus to Vespasian— | Detruded on April 11, 2021 |
A costly, costive dilemma | Clystered on April 4, 2021 |
An arpeggio for Snarpegon | Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021 |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff | Goat got on December 30, 2012 |
Mooey, mooey, moo! | Lowed at on December 9, 2012 |
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos | Revolved around December 2, 2012 |
A paean to funnels | Funneled on November 25, 2012 |
A parable that should explain everything | Enchanted on November 18, 2012 |
The geese were angry | Angered before November 4, 2012 |
The nauga war | Tanned on October 14, 2012 |
The turtle herds of insomnia | NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 |
A lunchable lemony apple key | Open-appled on April 22, 2012 |
Gurning for two | Faces made before April 8, 2012 |
Surviving April Fools Day | Foxholed on April 1, 2012 |
To order a coffee | Caffeinated on March 25, 2012 |
Toad rental—cheap! | Rented on March 18, 2012 |
I was dead | Expired around February 26, 2012 |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal | Fractured on February 12, 2012 |
Seven point one hundred | Released on February 5, 2012 |
And then the cold cuts danced | Ronpauled on January 15, 2012 |
This entry is missing! | Misplaced before January 8, 2012 |
Dreams in a hole in the ground | Trespassed before January 1, 2012 |
A sleigh ride to the North Pole | Kringled on December 25, 2011 |
A journey to upper Silesia | Gruelled on December 18, 2011 |
A sally to the Kremlin | Red squared on December 11, 2011 |
Like a herd of turtles | Frightened on November 6, 2011 |
Fimbriated armless and legless | Charged on October 30, 2011 |
A paean to panic | Glibbered about on September 25, 2011 |
The toadskin kazoo | Toads skinned on September 4, 2011 |
The tight, grimacing face | Impacted before April 17, 2011 |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! | Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 |
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas | Clamored about on December 26, 2010 |
The frozen Pnårp | Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 |
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism | Guzzled on May 9, 2010 |
A plan is hatched | Hatched right before April 4, 2010 |
A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe | Recollected on February 17, 2008 |
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 | Whored out on December 10, 2006 |
Searching forever for the elusive Troobles | Squandered because of October 31, 1999 |
Without a tongue or a penis | Reticulated and sun-dried on September 5, 1999 |
Semper sic tyrannis | Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999 |
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? | Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999 |
