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Entries mentioning dishwashers

Morning again?

Mourned on February 11, 2024

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

Ratiocination and a rat

Bugged off on July 9, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005