Entries mentioning chickens | |
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The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
Two halves of a bagelMisaligned on July 31, 2022 | |
Fleas, flies, and friars!Peddled on June 12, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks warEmbattled on November 21, 2021 | |
A Halloween to surely forgetSpooked before November 7, 2021 | |
To muffle up a gooſeMuffled up on October 31, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
An arpeggio for SnarpegonSpatchcocked on March 28, 2021 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
The turtle herds of insomniaNōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 | |
Upon the Fimbriated PlanetFlabbled about on August 5, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
A hortensical SeferndayHortensed on July 1, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Hoarsely the Pnårp sangHorsed around on May 13, 2012 | |
Vox clamantis in desertoCheddared on May 6, 2012 | |
The death of Argo NavisTrisected before April 29, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
A sleigh ride to the North PoleKringled on December 25, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
Squee! Squee! Squee!Snoozed on October 9, 2011 | |
A paean to panicGlibbered about on September 25, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Reflecting on corn gone wrongParoled on May 15, 2011 | |
Today being Mamårp’s daySmothered on May 8, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Pnårp.com!Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 | |
A dark and stormy nightStormdrained on February 6, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
An offer he couldn’t refuseUnmitigated on September 26, 2010 | |
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feetShattered before August 15, 2010 | |
Noshing on my favorite keyboardFluttered on July 4, 2010 | |
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
Why does the pi float?Floated by on September 23, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert ÅrpEntrenched under January 28, 2007 | |
A cock-up, to be sureErected on June 4, 2006 | |
Oatmeal cookies and their spiesWeeded on May 21, 2006 | |
Caught in a wet noodling contestNoodled on October 16, 2005 |