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Entries mentioning leisure suits

Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells

Whitened on December 24, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999