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Entries mentioning Nicki Minaj

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012