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Entries mentioning gorillas

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Insidious flobcumber pie

Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

The one true goddess!

Duffeled on November 18, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Back to Harry’s

Ingratiated on June 10, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Ravna and the gorillas

Ravished on May 27, 2007

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005