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Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007