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Entries mentioning hecklegroober

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006