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To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
Into the Brundlesphere Descended upon on August 3, 2008
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II Reified on June 29, 2008
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship Diseased prior to October 7, 2007
Digging up the back yard Cashed in on February 18, 2007
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Oatmeal cookies and their spies Weeded on May 21, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

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