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Entries mentioning hearts

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship

Diseased prior to October 7, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005