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Entries mentioning hats
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing Milked on June 2, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells Whitened on December 24, 2023
A quacking bush Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
A fresh set of gnome latrines Spun on July 23, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
Gurning for two Faces made before April 8, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
A little pedicatio Irrumated on May 16, 2010
Ham by the brick Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why does the pi float? Floated by on September 23, 2007
Grumfeld redux Simmered on September 2, 2007
Indeed I can go home again Returned home on August 26, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
Back to Harry’s Ingratiated on June 10, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
’Twas the night before Christmas Prostituted on December 24, 2006
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
The Third Coming Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006
Ollanthorpe Savings Bank Puréed on October 1, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
Captain Pinnfarb explains it all Positioned left of June 18, 2006
The wall gong exhibition Molested on June 11, 2006
The dingleberry/hamster song Sung for April 30, 2006
The haberdashery, act I Taunted on March 5, 2006
Ham and eggs, a dram of megs Hammed up for February 26, 2006
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
My house burned down today Incinerated on November 20, 2005
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005
The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor Ridiculed on October 23, 2005
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
The perspicacious side of the planet Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005
I slithered blithely out the door Fetishized on July 3, 2005
The stars scream at me louder than ever!! Suspended from October 24, 1999
No kind of Trooble infatuates anyone Fondled on August 22, 1999
The Englebee Troobles Pondered upon August 8, 1999
I love AOL Placated since August 1, 1999

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