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Entries mentioning soap

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006