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Entries mentioning snow

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006