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Entries mentioning mold

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

The return of Grårp

Cordoned off on September 18, 2005