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Entries mentioning the Trabant

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011