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Entries mentioning torture

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

There’s nothing in my head!

Scuffled with on November 11, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999