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Entries mentioning flamethrowers

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006