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Entries mentioning golden cockroaches

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

The one true goddess!

Duffeled on November 18, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006