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President Piggy-Man

President of the United Spates for as long as I can remember.

Entries mentioning President Piggy-Man
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
A crater full of Volvos Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
The Trooble Foundation Irked on April 17, 2005