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Entries mentioning Satan

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005