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Entries mentioning Santa Claus

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999