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Entries mentioning bolo ties

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999