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Entries mentioning pasta

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005