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Entries mentioning snakes

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005