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Entries mentioning gusto and glee

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Insidious flobcumber pie

Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007