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Entries mentioning gurning

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012