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Entries mentioning doorknobs

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

The triangular briefcase I had found

Reintegrated on June 13, 1999