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Entries mentioning stoves

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?

Theorized about on November 12, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005