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Entries mentioning stones

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

Ham and eggs, a dram of megs

Hammed up for February 26, 2006

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005