Entries mentioning my neighbors | |
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Flogging the dinosaur | Flailed around on May 1, 2022 |
An exaggeratedly long week | Galloped about on April 17, 2022 |
A curious nine-day week | Dialed on April 3, 2022 |
The twentieth best day of my life | Easily understood on March 20, 2022 |
A hilarious pair of ducks | Redpilled on March 13, 2022 |
The stars screamed at me, but why? | Shredded on March 6, 2022 |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet | Erred on February 13, 2022 |
The door slammed in my face | Slammed on January 30, 2022 |
Hard avocados and soft stones | Ripened on January 23, 2022 |
Nothing happened | Obliviated on January 9, 2022 |
New years and new neighbors | Bunted on January 2, 2022 |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara | Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021 |
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree | Shook before December 12, 2021 |
Shouting at every houseplant | Shouted at before December 5, 2021 |
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism | Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 |
An out-of-place trashcan | Recycled on November 14, 2021 |
A Halloween to surely forget | Spooked before November 7, 2021 |
Excrescence and excreta | Unfolded on September 26, 2021 |
Losing weight at the lost-and-found | Bonked on September 19, 2021 |
The pink, sticky day ended | Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 |
Wearing orange after Labor Day | Fluoresced on September 5, 2021 |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… | Intruded upon August 29, 2021 |
Today I was being a… | Squirreled on August 8, 2021 |
Fish upon the land | Phished on July 18, 2021 |
My arm just follows them | Detached on July 11, 2021 |
To narfle the gömböc | Balanced on June 27, 2021 |
Another day, another pig war | Splined on June 20, 2021 |
Great Dane or greatest Dane? | Deigned on May 23, 2021 |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries | Discalceated on May 9, 2021 |
Keeping those goats down in the hole | Bored on April 18, 2021 |
From Commodus to Vespasian— | Detruded on April 11, 2021 |
A costly, costive dilemma | Clystered on April 4, 2021 |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff | Goat got on December 30, 2012 |
Mooey, mooey, moo! | Lowed at on December 9, 2012 |
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos | Revolved around December 2, 2012 |
A paean to funnels | Funneled on November 25, 2012 |
A parable that should explain everything | Enchanted on November 18, 2012 |
The geese were angry | Angered before November 4, 2012 |
Ziti—with lines, please | Lollygagged on October 28, 2012 |
The nauga war | Tanned on October 14, 2012 |
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! | Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 |
My competitive worm charming days | Vermiculated on August 26, 2012 |
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine | Bageled on July 22, 2012 |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space | Rocketed on June 24, 2012 |
My neighbor—he’s on fire | Detonated on May 27, 2012 |
Vox clamantis in deserto | Cheddared on May 6, 2012 |
The death of Argo Navis | Trisected before April 29, 2012 |
A box! A box! A box of… | Puttered about on April 15, 2012 |
Surviving April Fools Day | Foxholed on April 1, 2012 |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal | Fractured on February 12, 2012 |
Seven point one hundred | Released on February 5, 2012 |
Thoughts diverging from reality | Converging on January 29, 2012 |
Thoughts converging toward reality | Diverging from January 22, 2012 |
This entry is missing! | Misplaced before January 8, 2012 |
Dreams in a hole in the ground | Trespassed before January 1, 2012 |
A sleigh ride to the North Pole | Kringled on December 25, 2011 |
A trip to southern Moravia | Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park | Soil sampled on November 13, 2011 |
Like a herd of turtles | Frightened on November 6, 2011 |
Fimbriated armless and legless | Charged on October 30, 2011 |
Schtumpfenfrumpt! | Stumped on October 16, 2011 |
Squee! Squee! Squee! | Snoozed on October 9, 2011 |
A paean to panic | Glibbered about on September 25, 2011 |
Ten years | Hijacked on September 11, 2011 |
Uneventful, boring, and bland | Nothing happened on August 28, 2011 |
A stick of pepperoni a day | Bordured on August 21, 2011 |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? | Marred on August 14, 2011 |
The day ended | Gibbered about on August 7, 2011 |
Just so he could moo at someone | Percolated on July 3, 2011 |
The end of doodlewhacker pie | Bloomed on June 26, 2011 |
Moobly Sefernday! | Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 |
What the heck… is bothering me? | Chanted on June 12, 2011 |
Today being Mamårp’s day | Smothered on May 8, 2011 |
Hnnnngggghhhh! | Strained on May 1, 2011 |
Plårp and I did our best | Potted on April 10, 2011 |
Cool beans | Beaned on March 27, 2011 |
Pnårp.com! | Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 |
A dark and spammy night | LARTed on February 20, 2011 |
A dark and smarmy night | Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011 |
A dark and stormy night | Stormdrained on February 6, 2011 |
Requiem for a triangular briefcase | Immured on January 30, 2011 |
In feckless search of a new body | Transplanted before January 23, 2011 |
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard | Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011 |
Fluffernutter… or treacle? | Stickied on January 2, 2011 |
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas | Clamored about on December 26, 2010 |
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! | Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010 |
Back to Pam & Meg’s | Goatmulched on December 12, 2010 |
375 gorillas and some flower pots | Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010 |
Mr. Årp goes to city hall | Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010 |
The frozen Pnårp | Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 |
Harshbarger Memorial Hospital | Discharged on October 17, 2010 |
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital | Atrophied before October 10, 2010 |
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! | Flatulated on October 3, 2010 |
An offer he couldn’t refuse | Unmitigated on September 26, 2010 |
Parndiddle McForsterbaster | Pinned up on September 5, 2010 |
Tater-totting crunkfire | Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010 |
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp | Stumbled around on August 8, 2010 |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys | Urinated on on July 18, 2010 |
Noshing on my favorite keyboard | Fluttered on July 4, 2010 |
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! | Envisaged on June 6, 2010 |
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp | Destalinized on May 2, 2010 |
The fnord plan | Executed before April 11, 2010 |
A plan is hatched | Hatched right before April 4, 2010 |
Dingleberry champion hamster | Plotted against on March 21, 2010 |
Return from the Brundlebeyond | Disgorged on March 7, 2010 |
Dog whelks in your arteries | Derived on July 6, 2008 |
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II | Reified on June 29, 2008 |
Crossing the hatches | Pasteurized for June 22, 2008 |
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust | Gassed up on May 18, 2008 |
Gra, trained assassin | Unchained after March 23, 2008 |
Suddenly ablaze | Ignited on March 9, 2008 |
Not so dead again | Recomposed right before March 2, 2008 |
Gnomes? In my kettles? | Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 |
Pnårp’s in space | Station-kept on September 30, 2007 |
Why do the stars scream? | Screamed about on September 16, 2007 |
Under Pam & Meg’s | Delved under on September 9, 2007 |
Indeed I can go home again | Returned home on August 26, 2007 |
Dugongs abound in my ear canals! | Tiled over on August 19, 2007 |
Press any key | Pressed on June 24, 2007 |
Ol’ Grummie’s back! | Bungled up on June 3, 2007 |
Ravna and a ligature | Magic-marked on May 20, 2007 |
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree | Decreed on April 15, 2007 |
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts | Decimated on March 4, 2007 |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League | Vanquished on February 25, 2007 |
Digging up the back yard | Cashed in on February 18, 2007 |
Shekels at the cat-canning plant | Devoted on February 11, 2007 |
Suing Alyssa Milano | Bombarded after January 14, 2007 |
Music erupted from my bed cushions again | Strafed on January 7, 2007 |
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! | Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006 |
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard | Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006 |
Bloviating and brachiating | Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006 |
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! | Added to taste on October 29, 2006 |
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch | Stir-fried for October 22, 2006 |
I remembered a lot this week! | Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006 |
Terrorists! Terrorists!! | Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 |
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship | Appeased prior to July 2, 2006 |
The dingleberry/hamster song | Sung for April 30, 2006 |
My new neighbor from Georgia | Nazified on April 2, 2006 |
The haberdashery, act II | Flaunted on March 12, 2006 |
I need a new hobby | Telephoned on February 19, 2006 |
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop | Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006 |
Today being Christmas… | Made merry on December 25, 2005 |
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles | Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005 |
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher | Belted out on December 4, 2005 |
I shall visit Eigentoria | Bandied about on October 30, 2005 |
The return of Grårp | Cordoned off on September 18, 2005 |
Abortifacient skies, the burning air | Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005 |
Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse | Trundled August 28, 2005 |
Troobles, long and hard | Deluged on August 7, 2005 |
Soft, and steaming lightly | Castigated on July 31, 2005 |
Umph… plurgh… splat! | Ingratiated on July 17, 2005 |
Music erupted from my bed cushions | Cosigned on April 24, 2005 |
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one | Optimized for April 10, 2005 |
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!! | Squabbled about on March 20, 2005 |
My dear brother Grårp! | Crucified for March 13, 2005 |
Samuel Dreckers | Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005 |
Contemplating the Spice Girls | Best if sold by February 27, 2005 |
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet | Reeducated on February 20, 2005 |
Searching forever for the elusive Troobles | Squandered because of October 31, 1999 |
I had failed | Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999 |
A brass knob had fallen on my head | Belched out on September 26, 1999 |
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant | Remixed before September 12, 1999 |
Is there an underdog in you? | Nitrated on July 18, 1999 |
In the ground underneath my house | Drawn up for April 25, 1999 |
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? | Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999 |
