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Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
Dogging the Balphonse Hemidemisemiquavered on May 29, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
An out-of-place trashcan Recycled on November 14, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
Squee! Squee! Squee! Snoozed on October 9, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
Uneventful, boring, and bland Nothing happened on August 28, 2011
A stick of pepperoni a day Bordured on August 21, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
Harshbarger Memorial Hospital Discharged on October 17, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
An offer he couldn’t refuse Unmitigated on September 26, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp Stumbled around on August 8, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
The fnord plan Executed before April 11, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
Dog whelks in your arteries Derived on July 6, 2008
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II Reified on June 29, 2008
Crossing the hatches Pasteurized for June 22, 2008
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust Gassed up on May 18, 2008
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Suddenly ablaze Ignited on March 9, 2008
Not so dead again Recomposed right before March 2, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Indeed I can go home again Returned home on August 26, 2007
Dugongs abound in my ear canals! Tiled over on August 19, 2007
Press any key Pressed on June 24, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
Ravna and a ligature Magic-marked on May 20, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Digging up the back yard Cashed in on February 18, 2007
Shekels at the cat-canning plant Devoted on February 11, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
Music erupted from my bed cushions again Strafed on January 7, 2007
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch Stir-fried for October 22, 2006
I remembered a lot this week! Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006
Terrorists! Terrorists!! Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship Appeased prior to July 2, 2006
The dingleberry/hamster song Sung for April 30, 2006
My new neighbor from Georgia Nazified on April 2, 2006
The haberdashery, act II Flaunted on March 12, 2006
I need a new hobby Telephoned on February 19, 2006
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005
The return of Grårp Cordoned off on September 18, 2005
Abortifacient skies, the burning air Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005
Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse Trundled on August 28, 2005
Troobles, long and hard Deluged on August 7, 2005
Soft, and steaming lightly Castigated on July 31, 2005
Umph… plurgh… splat! Ingratiated on July 17, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one Optimized for April 10, 2005
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!! Squabbled about on March 20, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
Samuel Dreckers Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005
Contemplating the Spice Girls Best if sold by February 27, 2005
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet Reeducated on February 20, 2005
Searching forever for the elusive Troobles Squandered because of October 31, 1999
I had failed Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999
A brass knob had fallen on my head Belched out on September 26, 1999
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12, 1999
Is there an underdog in you? Nitrated on July 18, 1999
In the ground underneath my house Drawn up for April 25, 1999
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

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