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Entries mentioning chromium

Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells

Whitened on December 24, 2023

A quacking bush

Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011