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Entries mentioning worms

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

The return of Grårp

Cordoned off on September 18, 2005

Fell in a pit (again)

Masticated on May 1, 2005