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Fell in a pit (again)

Masticated on May 1, 2005.

I fell in a large pit this past Monday and could not escape until Saturday. Nothing happened, except for the worms that ate out my eyeballs and chewed off my member. I need a new one. I also need a can of wax, and a bottle full of computer bugs. But I won’t get them because of the prison break and all the killers escaping and stealing the wax and bugs.