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Entries mentioning prison

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Aaaahhh!!

Whiffled on November 25, 2007

The one true goddess!

Duffeled on November 18, 2007

There’s nothing in my head!

Scuffled with on November 11, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

The Magic Oreo Machine™

Played footsie with on May 29, 2005

Fell in a pit (again)

Masticated on May 1, 2005

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons

Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999