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Szczerbaczewicz & Smith

Owners of the local butchery shoppery on Swithenby Street.

Entries mentioning Szczerbaczewicz & Smith

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006

I forgot about Hitler again…

Posited because of November 19, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006