Entries mentioning newspapers • Pnårp

Entries mentioning newspapers
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
The haberdashery, act II Flaunted on March 12, 2006
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!! Squabbled about on March 20, 2005
In the ground underneath my house Drawn up for April 25, 1999