Entries mentioning newspapers | |
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Fourth, fifth, sixth… of JulyEighty-sixed on July 6, 2025 | |
And then what happened next—Scrapped on May 18, 2025 | |
Trivial nonsense to throw a fit overGlossed over on April 6, 2025 | |
The man who lived inside wallsOutgurned before February 2, 2025 | |
A horse, a printer, a chipmunk, a ruined handbagHorse-drawn on January 12, 2025 | |
Formica and formicationFornicated on October 6, 2024 | |
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
A nipple that could nibbleNuzzled on August 25, 2024 | |
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bitesMurderized on August 4, 2024 | |
Never put a fish in your carWrapped on May 12, 2024 | |
Nose, the best smelling deviceStunk down on April 28, 2024 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
And I still couldn’t find my combNosedove before August 22, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
My arm just follows themDetached on July 11, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
Keeping those goats down in the holeBored on April 18, 2021 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
A paean to panicGlibbered about on September 25, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
Incipits being rather popishLubricated on May 22, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
A plan is hatchedHatched right before April 4, 2010 | |
Under Pam & Meg’sDelved under on September 9, 2007 | |
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58Whored out on December 10, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act IIFlaunted on March 12, 2006 | |
Music erupted from my bed cushionsCosigned on April 24, 2005 | |
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!Squabbled about on March 20, 2005 | |
In the ground underneath my houseDrawn up for April 25, 1999 | |
