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I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!

Squabbled about on March 20, 2005

In the ground underneath my house

Drawn up for April 25, 1999