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New Years

Happy new year, boys and girls! Happy nude year, toys and twirls!! Happy Snood year, ploys and burls!!!

Entries mentioning New Years

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells

Whitened on December 24, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006