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Entries mentioning carbon

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005

Samuel Dreckers

Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005