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Entries mentioning Canada

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006